SHAQ POPS & LOCKS WITH JABBAWOCKEEZ

Shaquille O'Neal steals the All-Star pregame show with his Jabbawockeez imitation. Shaquille O'Neal highlighted the NBA All-Star reserve selections this year by moving past Michael Jordan, Karl Malone and Jerry West into second place in league history with his 15th All-Star appearance. As a small token of his appreciation, he danced with the season one champs of America's Best Dance Crew, Jabbawockeez, during player introductions.


NOW DIDDY IS HAVING DAYDREAMS ABOUT BEING THE 1ST BLACK BOND

Diddy's Considers Fragrance Ad As Bond 'Audition Tape'

Rap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs is so hungry to be the next James Bond his new fragrance commercial is his "audition tape." Diddy shot the ad for the "I Am King" scent in Monte Carlo, Monaco, and he portrayed a a "black Bond" while shooting the commercial. Now he hopes 007 producers are taking note. He explains, "I really was inspired by James Bond because he's always so cool, so confident, so strong. He saves the world. I felt like after watching 12 Bonds, I wanted the agency to know that there's also some black men that can save the world. It's my fragrance ad but it's also my audition tape to be the next black Bond." But Diddy insists he's not after current Bond Daniel Craig's job: "I have a concept that he has to go and solve a problem in New York and that I'm one of the agents that he meets in New York, but he's not from New York, so he gets kidnapped... so I have to save him. By me saving him, he realizes he's getting a little rusty, he wants to go and retire and he passes it to me... 008."
Diddy has got to be one of the funniest cats out there, but I guess anything is possible. You can watch Diddy's so-called "audition tape" after the jump.

THE WAYANS BROTHERS ARE BACK!



They've lampooned blaxploitation films and horror movies. Now the Wayans family's spoof factory is reaching for its most sacred target yet: Zac Efron? The latest Wayans Brothers project will be appropriately called "Dance Flick" starring Damon Wayans, Jr. and Essence Atkins. It will spoof movies like "Save the Last Dance," "Hairspray," "You Got Served," "Step Up" and, yes, "High School Musical." Check out the trailer below, it looks hella funny!

OH... BEYONCE GOT JOKES, BUT JUSTIN TAKES THE CAKE!

Now this is pure E3 comedy! You simply must watch this hilarious skit of Beyoncé and Justin Timberlake on Saturday Night Live. Without giving away too much info let's just say that even with high heels on Justin can still work it on on the dance floor.
Beyoncé / Justin Timberlake Skit


Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

"SOLANGE, Quit Gravy Training Off Your Sister’'

Snaps for the kids... This is some hilarious footage right here! Just when you thought the Solange drama was over and done, the anchors of Las Vegas’ KVVU Fox 5 News couldn’t let the drama go and re-addressed the issue on-air.
What a little brat! said the male anchor. Quit gravy training off your sister and do your own career.

MUST SEE BITCH TV

Reality TV villain Omarosa sparred with talk show host Wendy Williams on Monday in a spat that at one point turned physical.
She appeared on Fox's "
The Wendy Williams Show" to promote her upcoming book but instead spent more time trading insults with the radio personality-turned-talk show host. Wendy and Omarosa got into when Wendy mentioned that Omarosa was the stereotypical angry black woman! "
I wanted to throw her off the set," Williams later told The Associated Press. "Omarosa wished her career was my career. Omarosa is a delusional, D-list, pathetic woman." Peep the video after the jump:


This is truly some hiliarious footage. Any thoughts?

CELEBRITY DRAMA: BOW WOW vs. VIDEO VIXENS

Video vixens Dollicia Bryant and Rita G (the chick from Kanye’s first “Flashing Lights” vid) hit up a radio show to talk mad ish about Bow Wow. They were talking greasy about his height and how he tried to get at them even when he was still with Ciara. Dollicia even went as far as to insinuate she wouldn’t ever give Bow the time of day.But Bow Wow wasn’t having it and took matters into his own hands. He clowned the video chicks and even provided proof that “Doll” was chillin with Bow Wow just two days ago. Peep both videos below:

BEFORE HE WAS NE-YO HE WAS GO-GO?!

While surfing the net E3 found this horrendous video of R&B singer Ne-Yo performing in a group at 'Showtime at the Apollo'. It's not exactly for sure when this show was taped, but by the outfits the guys are wearing, the goggle like sunglasses they were sporting on their head, and the played out dance moves... It looks to be circa late 1990's. Still trying to figure out what is up with Ne-Yo's head... Check out the video below and you be the judge. Plus peep out American Idol wannabe Corey Clark aka Snow... If this don't make you laugh?

HAVE YOUR PEOPLE, CALL MY PEOPLE

Ellen Degeneres debuted her new American Express commercial on her daytime talk show yesterday. It’s the newest installment to the “Are you a Cardmember?” campaign. Featured in the ad with Ellen is R&B powerhouse Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. With Ellen in the mix you know the commerical has to be funny. Check it out below:

MARIAH'S DOG IS FUNNIER THAN HER

Mariah is MTV’s “Artist of the Week” as part of their 52 Bands/52 Weeks campaign. She has done a series of promo commercials which can be viewed below. Some star her dog Jack Jr. voiced by Snoop Dogg.
Mariah will be all over TV this week appearing on “Oprah” today and “American Idol” tomorrow and Wednesday. In honor of E=MC², the Empire State Building will be lit in Mariah’s album colors (purple, pink, and white) from April 25th through April 27th.

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK

Check this uncensored outtake of Toccara getting crunk on Celebrity Fit Club... DON'T MAKE A BLACK WOMAN TAKE OFF HER EARRINGS!

Dr. Ian is not helping with: "Have Some Class"

E3 FLASHBACK FRIDAY

E3 DECIDED TO MIX IT UP THIS WEEK WITH SOME HOLLYWOOD SWINGING... ENJOY!

A DRU HILL REUNION... OVER BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED

It was a love fest all around as the legendary Dru Hill went over to Baltimore's 92Q Marc Clarke and The Big Phat Morning Show to make the announcement that people have been waiting for...Getting back together!
But things took a wrong turn when Woody decided to drop a bomb.
Sisqo said, “Oh, HELL NAW, man. You could have told us this yesterday!”
Before you could say Thong song, the group which once made the ladies swoon, were at each other’s throats!

This is what Diddy meant when he said that B!tch@ssness is infecting the community...LOL

IT'S NOT THAT DEEP

As usual E3 has a few blogs they check out daily and today we hit up NovaSlim to see what's good. He did a post on why internet stans irritate him and even though E3 hardly gets lengthy comments we can sympathize.


It's just not that crucial to do "full-length dissertations on the meaning of Kanye's "Flashing Lights" video"


ROCstar2535 says... Okay, the song is about a true life experience for Kanye. The first verse depicts it all. Kanye lied to his then girlfriend about his whereabouts and she found out about his infidelities because he had his picture taken by the paparazzi. Hence, the song title Flashing Lights. I guess the video is illustrating that girlfriend gettin her revenge off. Its full of imagery. The scene with her taking off all her clothes depicts her as undoing everything glamorous and her hatred for that glitzy lifestyle. The lifestyle that Kanye loves sooooo much. I guess all she really wanted were the simple things that every woman wants from a man. But he was unable to give it to her coz he was too busy takin in that lifestyle. Success is like a drug. I guess you can say the video is showin how you can overdose on it. Success is a double edged sword. Its good becoz it gives you everything you never had when you were less fortunate. Yet, it takes away from you as a person becoz you dont have that intimate privacy anymore. Success makes you a slave to the public unless you find that lovely balance of bein humble and grateful.


Read the rest of NovaSlim's article click here

Boondocks Will Never Air on BET

An episode of the Boondocks that was scheduled for January 7th, mysteriously never hit the airwaves on Cartoon Network. The episode was to put BET executives Debra Lee and Reginald Hudlin on blast saying that they just recycle old MTV reality shows and make them black. Here is an sneak peek of the show titled "The Hunger Strike":


"Huey takes a stand against cable network B.E.T for its destruction of black people, and goes on a hunger strike. His protest catches the attention of media monger Rev Rollo Goodlove, much to the chagrin of the network's inept executives, Weggie Rudlin & Deborah Leevil."

E3 Comedy: Ghostface Doll Commercial